I've supported Madonna through the bratty years, the religious acting-out years, the sexual acting-out years, the pretense, the occasional lip-synching, the occasional voice malfunction in the absence of lip-synching, the on-again/off-again accent, thte mood-altering Kabbalah, the foreign adoption and the movies—God, the movies. But...Home Shopping Network? I'm afraid this might be my biggest challenge yet!