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Oct 30 2007
Super Mario Comments (0)

Mario Lopez gives it away at the Playboy Mansion:

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Justin Time Comments (4)

JustinsfriendsThis New York Magazine piece, about Kurt Eichenwald's obsessive involvement in his sensational "Justin" child-porn investigative story, is absolutely a must-read. Without playing devil's advocate too eagerly, it raises questions about Eichenwald's motives when he risked his life and career to "save" a teenager from an Internet pornography business of his own making, and probably raises questions about the motives of most zealots, whether or not their intentions seem to be pure. Even if they are pure, could it be that investing so much energy in battling something impure eventually rubs off, whether to invite you into the world you're railing against or to destroy the harmony of your own world? I finished the article and could not help but think: This wasn't worth any of the effort. Everyone paid except for the person who launched the illicit, indefensible Justin's Friends Web site: Justin.

 
 
Judgment Daze Comments (3)

HivxThere is a new study that determines the year of entry for HIV into the United States was 1969, and that it arrived from a "single infected immigrant" (an unknown person) from Haiti. The study acknowledges the virus existed for a long period of time in Africa before hopping to Haiti and on to the U.S., and that the unfolding of a pandemic occurred "under our noses" for the next dozen years. Miami is a likely initial port of entry (I'd previously heard St. Louis), as there were apparently a number of mystery deaths there among Haitian immigrants in the years leading up to the identification of HIV/AIDS—those blood samples still exist and were looked at in an effort to find the earliest strains.

I know there are many people with HIV who feel "I've got nothing to lose" by continuing with high-risk sex. To them, there is no risk greater than what they're already unfortunate enough to have. But is it really so difficult the envision another disease being helped along by those same behaviors in the way HIV was helped along, one that could finish the job? And is it really too much to ask people to consider other people around the world who could be affected by that disease/those diseases even more catastrophically than they are already affected by HIV/AIDS?

GiftThere are also bareback-porn bigwigs who claim that everyone in their films is HIV- so the high-risk sex they film and eroticize (sex without condoms doesn't need to be eroticized, it's hot, of course...making movies fetishizing the unsafety of the sex is what I refer to) is perfectly safe, but I find their due diligence harder to swallow than some of their models' naked endowments and again, it's all just encouraging the next HIV.

To me, it's definitely a moral issue, though not a sexual-morals issue—and this distinction is where the people for whom barebacking is not just how they have sex but is the center of their lives get their panties in a royal wad.

"No judgments" read some barebacking profiles on popular hook-up sites, but what's so PC, what's so uptight and restricting about judging some behaviors as outrageously selfish? Nobody's perfect, but I don't see anything wrong with expecting everyone to make a good-faith effort to try to be—if you're willing to settle for less, then you should probably be cheering on these guys for being so...free.

 
 
Oct 29 2007
Burning Man Comments (11)

Img_0052"For Jeff, Accidentally" © MATTHEW RETTENMUND 2007

I’ve thought about this post too much so I know it won’t be adequate.

I have always been a nostalgia freak. As a kid, I saved celebrity obituaries, read Lamparski’s What Ever Became Of...? books (which were post-celebrity pre-obituaries), stockpiled mementos, obsessed over family photos, diaried every day (for 15 or 20 years)—I was sentimental-mental.

As an adult, my mania has ebbed only mildly. My collecting bug has been semi-dormant since Y2K, though I still collect memories.

Several years ago, my affliction went technological—I used search engines to snoop out where old friends’ lives had wound up. It was unsatisfying—I’m at just the right age to have still had a lot of my peers be totally unfindable. I discovered next to nothing.

JtIn the past, all of the good stuff's already happened.

Recently, it suddenly occurred to me that a hell of a long time had passed since the last time I looked for anyone, and it also occurred to me that the rise of social-networking sites might actually trump the already astonishing usefulness of Google.

I had some people in mind when I began, people I’d spent a lot of time with in high school. The people I wonder about are often the ones I shared intense times with, even if some of the actual experiences themselves are a bit of a blur. Like anyone, I’m most curious about people with whom I had sex or with whom I still wish I’d had sex.

And, less glibly, the ones with whom I believed I’d fallen in love.

Part of my fascination with finding people from my past is the weird idea that even when someone is completely out of your life, time passes for them, they experience other things and other people, they age, they get jobs, they have sex, get married, get divorced, have kids. It’s bizarre to remember that life goes on, with or without you.

Matthew_rettenmund_2One person I’d really hoped to find, if only to check up on, was Jeff. I didn’t become superclose to him until the very end of my senior year—I’d always been kind of a well-liked geek (and, only when I was younger, the class “brain”), very straight-and-narrow, but I shed that image and a few dozen pounds in my senior year of high school. (Check out my pre-senior year senior portrait: Fat, mustachioed, '40s hair crunchily center-parted and holding an I-shit-you-not Marilyn Monroe book, alongside me by year's end.) I’d begun to shed my old pals and was aggressively trying to fit in with a group of artsy kids with huge IQs and senses of humor, an anti-authoritarian solidarity and more angst than The Breakfast Club—forget about breakfast, we had enough angst to bring in lunch and dinner, too.

Jeff_thomas_dr_fuckoffskiFrom a crazy day at Rachelle's; I shot Laura as a Marilyn Monroe character and Jeff as, well, a Jeff character.

Jeff was in this crowd, as well as sharing a class or two with me. He was unlike anyone I’d ever known or ever dreamed I’d come to know. Jeff had an impish quality that could nimbly sharpen itself into an understanding of how to annoy another person to the point of tears, fisticuffs or other anti-social behavior. Moody, yes; but when he was happy he was sensitive, extremely cerebral, wickedly funny, adventurous, creative. I just loved him, and probably loved him, too. We spent the summer after I graduated joined at the hip, comparing notes on what we thought of everyone else, sleeping over at each other’s houses, going on midnight strawberry poundcake runs to Denny’s (I paid) and trying to figure out if we were friends or something more.

Love_jeffI don’t think Jeff was bisexual. Or at least he wasn’t very bisexual. But he tried for me and our friendship drifted into romance after a lot of soul-searching. Then it drifted back to friendship with no broken hearts. Then I moved away to go to college and even our friendship drifted away, after a year or so of correspondence. One of his letters to me was written on the back of a Xerox of a book jacket: a bio of notorious satyr Errol Flynn. He’d made me a candle to take to school and I’ve had it ever since. I can’t explain why, but it looks just like him somehow. We used to call him Cal for some reason, three letters from the word "candle." The other three are "end."

Img_0519Jeff the candle, burning from several ends.

So here I was, in 2007, looking for him on a whim, wondering if I’d even want to find him. I’d heard he’d joined some kind of circus and had a daughter, both of which shocked me and made perfect sense at once.

167497482_l_3Jeff’s name is unbelievably common (as were many names in my hometown), so instead of looking for him specifically, I used MySpace and searched for graduates of Flushing High School, c/o 1987. I couldn’t believe it when several popped up. The first one blew my mind—it was a bizarre picture I couldn’t associate with anyone I’d been to school with. I clicked and it took a minute, but it dawned on me that this strange person, calling himself “Dr. Fuckoffski” and located at the MySpace URL “urineforatreat” was ...Jeff.

163397208_lDr. Fuckoffski, still recognizable as Jeff, on a bike.

Jeff’s pictures were bizarre, but they were definitely still Jeff. One, entitled “VROOM VROOM,” shows him on a bike dressed in baby-blue briefs and looking very much like Sting from Dune—an altogether possible inspiration for the pose as Jeff was a fantasy buff. There were pictures of him with a circus theme (that rumor had been true), and even one of him carrying a baby on his back whle wearing a fanciful horned hat (that rumor had been true as well).

Then I read his comments and the heart that had managed to remain unbroken 20 years ago took a hit—the second comment down, from February 18, 2007, read, “SO sorry to hear. Goodbye.” The third was, “goodbye my dear brother i never had. you were the best”. And finally, “miss you allready goat boy- at least you went out having fun...xoxo a”.

As odd as it is to understand that life goes on when you’re not looking, it’s incomprehensible that death goes on, too. It was hard for me to actually process the information, but Jeff was clearly dead.


A "psychograph" someone made of Jeff + an allegory for his life's journey.

Sc000c2674_2I found out a lot about Jeff with a few more clicks. He’d apparently died spectacularly, on a souped-up bicycle or moped, in the city where he’d lived for more than 10 years. Always an edgy outsider even in high school, he appeared to have become more and more a part of fringe culture, and had been involved with performance troupes, even learning to breathe fire. The idea of Jeff spitting fire is almost too priceless not to be made up. He was so provocative he pushed my mild-mannered father to the brink of violence at my high-school graduation party (pictured) by pretending he was about to toss my aunt and grandmother into our pool. “Take one more step and I’ll drop ya,” my dad had growled.

Fire never stood a chance with Jeff.

167497692_lPlaying with fire was Jeff's living, and his life.

Sc000b8695_2Jeff was a clown, a hippie, a Burning Man crew member, a convert to Islam (interestingly, he'd once sent me a Cat Stevens Foreigner postcard), a father, probably an anarchist. His death clearly touched and ticked off a lot of people I can’t imagine hanging out with, and I’m sad for them in the same way I’m sad for me. An article discussing a February 2007 tribute to Jeff—he died in February of 2006—summed up his personality succinctly in a line meant to describe the life of a clown: “Who really wants to be normal?”

I do, probably too much; Jeff never did, probably too much. And he never was normal—less so as he got older, it seems, potentially helped along by mind-altering substances that must have been especially powerful considering he was born with an altered mind.

Img_0209jpgFriends erecting a temporary shrine to Dr. Fuckoffski...anarchists will never win spelling bees.

It’s almost like Jeff was trying to get so far away from normal he had no place left to go but wherever it is he went.

One of Jeff’s last letters to me in college reads:

“I doubt myself too much and I’m afraid to fail. I don’t like to do things if they don’t work right at the start. I’ve abandoned many a thing because I would look bad at it in the beginning. That’s silly.

7d2f68502eff426495734da1d12a4d45I’ve thought about this post too much so I know it won’t be adequate; maybe it will be more than adequate, because Jeff didn’t value perfection. He wasn’t a perfect person or a perfect friend—he sometimes enjoyed being a perfect jerk—but our brief, intense friendship happened to me at the perfect time in my life to change me deeply, like fire, an irrevocable cleansing.

As much as Jeff also changed, deeply, over the years, I’ll never forget him and I’ll never regret knowing him; I only regret not knowing him longer and better. But also like fire, he burned brightly, sometimes did damage, was essential, was elusive, scared me, mostly was comforting and warm and, ultimately, was extinguished at an unpredictable hour.

Jeff_thomas_aka_dr_fuckoffski_2I know I'll miss you, Jeff—I had a head start of 20 years.

 
 
Happy (And Unhappy) Endings Comments (0)

Sc0007d303_2The new (to me) GT (October 2007) has pornstar Jason Hawke on the cover and inside, dubiously offering some "GOOD CLEAN FUN." Which translates into nude romping on a washing machine. Many more images of Hawke posing with his Load after the jump.

The best part of the issue is a four-outta-five-star review for Boy Culture on DVD, which went on sale in the UK September 24:

Sc00077d95An even more enthusiastic rave appears on Pop Culture Beast.

I was also quite taken with a two-page spread showing 18 men's faces just as they ejaculated. Photographer Stuart Sandford caught these moments (and quite possibly a faceful of spooge depending on the angle from which he shot them), which begs the question: Who knows 18 sexy male friends willing to cum on camera?

Reg_harttAs, er, juicy as that is, the juicier component of this issue is a (poorly titled..."Feeling Groovy") piece by Justin Gowers exposing some personal correspondence of pioneering gay pornstar Casey Donovan, he of Boys In The Sand infamy. Gowers's story is enhanced by having been friends with one Desmond, an ex- of Donovan's who saved the letters in spite of a harsh break-up. "He was a despicable human being. I was blinded by lust," were Desmond's words about Donovan.

Sc0007a36cA boy in the sand is worth two in the bush.

The letters make you wonder if perhaps a lot of people weren't blinded by lust in those days. I know some guys long to have been a part of all that (I'm not so sure—we know how the story ends), as if it no longer exists, but the nonstop fun seems to have led to many casualties for Donovan—he was too preoccupied with "group therapy" (on orgies: "After getting fucked by six I decided to go home") to make it as an actor, seems to have alienated Desmond and died of AIDS in 1987 after running a guesthouse.

I wish Gowers had explained more about how he came to have the letters (willed to him by Desmond?) and could have been granted more space to reproduce them in their entirety—but what's there is a pretty compelling peek at the past.

Remember, more Jason Hawke after the hump jump.

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Kiss Me, I'm French Comments (0)

Sc0008c445Cooking with Sam.

I found the new TÊTU (Octobre 2007) after all, and along with the red-headed guy, it's got some definite highlights. For starters, 19-year-old cover-boy Sam Way, photographed by Laurent Humbert, is a yoga-lover who's read Orwell's 1984... but it's what's on the outside that counts:

Sc000911b9Sc000924aeWay hot.

More Sam after the jump.

Also scoring is a picture-perfect peek at the new Dieux du Stade calendar, shot by Steven Klein. Having him shoot Dieux du Stade is a bit like eating pizza while getting a blowjob—too much of a good thing at once. And totally irresistible:

More nude Dieux du Stade dudes after the jump.

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Oct 28 2007
The Mitch Is Back Comments (0)

I recently posted on the new Hercules mag with Mitch Hewer. For the sake of completists out there, from Famous Male Forums here are all the other Kai Feng shots of Mitch—two here and tons more (plus some wild party shots) after the jump:

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Touched By Her Presence Comments (2)

Love Dannii Minogue's new single, a remake that respects the original. (Which is a nice way to say it's a supersafe, yet still irresistible, ode to a song I already like!) I don't know why I prefer her to Kylie, but I do.