Christopher Ciccone's bullshit train continues to chug along, even if his book is nothing to write home about...or maybe it is! At a Book Soup signing (video here) Ciccone—who looks like a caricature of a villain from a movie—says his father signed off on the book, only expressing concern that his Hollywood friends like Demi Moore might be pissed off. (What about the person it's about? The one who's painted as utterly soulless? Your daughter, Tony? Sheesh.)

He also laps up his 15 minutes with another catty Demi Moore comment (get over yourself, Christopher...the worst she seems to have done to you is stop hanging around with you) and—ridiculously—offers the kabbalistic words of wisdom: "Your actions and your words affect everything that happens around you; it doesn't just disappear into the universe..."

Where did he first hear that?

He also does more fabulous passive-aggression: "I still love her," he declares, saying that is painfully obvious from the book. And there is the helpful comment, "She'll never not be my sister." 

Finally, how about, "Brothers and sisters don't always love each other."

He's so wildly inconsistent when discussing or "writing about" his feelings and motivations. Well, it'll all be over soon, and then we can look forward to part two of his life story: I Did A Reality Show And Then OD'ed In Some Guy's Bungalow. "Ghost"-written, of course.

P.S. Think I need to get over it? Of course I do! Think my assessment of the book is too harsh? Well, here are the suggested tags at Amazon when you're posting a review: