Leaving the Kabbalah Center with her cute kid in tow, Madonna looks gross again. Back and forth, back and forth, gorgeous then plastic, gorgeous then plastic. With her hair pulled back, her monstrous cheeks are 10 times more evident, and it's also much more obvious that the skin is also pulled back into a bun (a bun that was then chopped off and discarded in the garbage, followed by some stitchwork). Sigh. Just leave your hair down. It's the equivalent of allowing your partner to dim the lights before making love because he/she finds you only kinda hot—you'll still get the sex, and your partner will not have to focus on the kinda.
Did Madonna ghost-write this?