I remember a couple of years ago when (then-fat) Marie Osmond's daughters were caught with MySpace profiles proclaiming bisexuality (Jessica) and nymphomania (both Jessica and Rachael). And now for the rest of the story...

Gay-obsessed Globe (May 11, 2009) reveals that Jessica Osmond is a lesbian who has had a marriage ceremony with her partner, all of which info is quite perplexing to Mormon Marie. The article asserts that Marie is so against her daughter's sexuality that she barely discusses it, even with close friends, and prays for a conversion.

By the way, Donny and Marie were pro-Proposition 8, and Marie is so far gone she's comparing herself to Madonna, who she thinks is a couple of years older than her (more like eight months).

Shockingly, Marie's "Paper Roses" was a gigantic hit in the U.S. 30 years ago, even though the video suggests something even the Philippines would find cheesy: