If you're familiar with the Eating Out series—I'm a huge fan of the second one, classily subtitled Sloppy Seconds—you might be interested to know the filmmakers are about to cast part three.
If the movie's as big of a hoot as reading the character descriptions, this could officially become the world's only series that improves with age.
Adorkable Casey works at the Larry Craig Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered Center, Lionel is a "Mean Girl with abs" and Ernesto has "kinky sex with Tiffani in a coffin in a back room at the church where a funeral is being held."
Don't act offended—just act well. If you can do that and if you look so good naked you wouldn't think twice about stripping, this might be the casting call for you.