On Today, two world-class whiners—Governor Sarah Palin is still claiming that David Letterman was denigrating her 14-year-old daughter Willow with a knocked-up joke, not her infamously knocked-up daughter Bristol, all in order to call attention to herself and to continue acting like some kind of neo-(Nazi) feminist. Meanwhile, she required women to pay for their own rape kits and yet is worrying over girls' self-esteem?

It's not Matt Lauer who is "naive," as Palin suggested in her Tom Cruise moment with the admittedly dense anchor.

Fuck you, Sarah Palin. People's kids have always been attacked by comedians and always will be. The litany of tasteless, sometimes funny, sometimes cruel jokes at their expense would include Rush Limbaugh's early lambasting of Chelsea Clinton's looks. You don't give two shits about their self-esteem, and certainly not about the self-esteem of girls in general.

You're the worst thing that's happened to women since men!

Then we have Carrie Prejean, fired for being an uncooperative bitch (her stance on marriage equality—NOT the same as President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton's, BTW—a bonus) and yet convinced the Hollywood lib'ruls did her in for daring to be different. 'How dare you be intolerant of my intolerance?' she seems to be screaming. Her appearance on Today confirms she is a classless, rattled ideologue, something for which she is ill-suited considering she has no idea what she's talking about.

P.S. Today NBC (in the form of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here) offered Prejean a job? Give me a break! To appeal to what constituency? The fraction of America that takes her seriously? The larger part of the country thinks she's a douche.