OK! cooks up the most ludicrous "quotes" from Madonna to bolster their story that she's ready to wed Jesus Luz. It's been long enough for mags to start making up wedding stories, so they obviously just invented these words about the possibility of nuptials:
"It can go either way. But why not? I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it's definitely on the table. He's so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I'm a little, shall we say, self-involved."
Give me a fucking break. Made-up quotes in 'bloids are so easy to spot because they seem to have stars observing themselves in the way a tabloid reporter would, very matter-of-factly.
Why not just go with:
"I could marry him. I'm 51 now, not exactly a spring chicken, so he could be my last chance at happiness. Sean was the love of my life, then Guy was, now Jesus. I guess that's fair considering I've lived about three lives, with all the many exciting things I've experienced. Yes, he's inside me right now. Let's talk later."