Scientology is being invaded by body thetans right and left this week. First, its smarmy spokesman (and Tom Cruise look-alike) Tommy Davis threw an absolute hissy fit when Martin Bashir had the temerity to ask him what the tenets of his "faith" are (hint: they reallllly don't like being reminded that it's all about a big volcanco and an intergalactic warlord named Xenu), and now the "church" has suffered its highest-profile renunciation—Oscar-winning (not -deserving) director Paul Haggis has admirably trashed the Church of Scientology, leaving it over its deceit and its support of Proposition 8.

Maybe the real problem Haggis had in fitting in is that the Church is much more welcoming to youngish, handsome, fit men?

Davis, like Cruise and like Scientologist kingpin David Miscavige, is a bit of a looker if you like that sort of thing. I'm sure this has nothing to do with rumors that the organization actively seeks out disaffected homosexuals with promises of curing them and tapes their therapy sessions as a way of having leverage over any future misgivings.