I like Johnny Depp fine, but "Sexiest Man Alive"? Nope. (Noticing the filler in his cheeks on the cover, too. Hm.) I prefer these also-rans from the same issue, starting with Ryan Reynolds (above) and Gilles Marini (below):

Matt Bomer is gay as a goose and cute as a button. In the text, he talks about wanting to find the love of his life, which I believe he has found???:

More after the jump...

Mr. Cooper is super-duper:

He's a cad, that Eddie Cibrian, but you gotta love the threads:

Justin Bartha almost made The Hangover bearable and has never looked cuter than here:

An issue without Hunter? Parrish the thought:

Finally, the cast of Glee (and please note that "teacher" Matthew Morrison is a scant few years older than "students" Cory Monteith and Mark Salling!):