Globe (December 14, 2009) has its ongoing "Who's Gay and Who's Not in Hollywood" feature. Here's the tally, according to them:
Derek Hough: A source says not, but an anonymous Internet commenter says, "He is GAY!"
Rush Limbaugh: Had NEVER heard this one, but allegedly there have long been rumors about his being gay. A picture of him being kissed by drag queen (out of drag) Elaine Lancaster is used. They say no.
Neil Patrick Harris: Duh.
Kelly Clarkson: They say she dresses like Chaz Bono and only minds being called gay "when people throw it at me to be slanderous."
Jessica Biel: Her famous ass-grabbing pic with a woman is shown and rumors about her with women are highlighted. "Biel insists she's straight."
Simon Cowell: They say no.
Rob Pattinson: No.
David Ogden Stiers: Yes.
Dean Sheremet: They seem sympathetic to the yes side while saying a pal calls the rumors "vicious."
Jaason Simmons: Yes.
Derek Jeter: They seem to intimate that it's a yes, but won't confirm.
Will Smith: They say no.
Cher: No.
Fergie: She's bi.
Dolly Parton: Same old fuckin' story about Judy Ogle.
Anderson Cooper: Pic of him with his boyfriend Ben Maisani and a rumor that he may come out soon.
Martha Stewart: Intimations, nothing solid.
Michael Urie: Repeats rumor about him being mad about being called out. Bizarrely, they state he is an avowed heterosexual who was once in a long-term relationship with a female singer. Um, no.
Angelina Jolie: We all know she'd fuck anyone hot.
Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson: No and yes, in that order.
Queen Latifah: Pic of her with her lover, but quote of her denying she's gay.
John Mayer: Innuendo, and they show he carries a pink phone.
Christina Applegate: She once married a woman, but it wasn't consummated.
Kenny Chesney: Repeats his boasts of bedding hundreds. Of women.
Oprah & Gayle: Probably.
Ryan Seacrest: They flirt with it but point out his "relationship" with an actress.
Wanda Sykes: Yes.
Barry Manilow: Thinly veiled yes.
Ken (Barbie's boyfriend): I had never heard this, but Ken was modeled after the son of Mattel's founders, grew up haunted by being named for a genitalia-challenged doll, married, had kids...and died of AIDS in 1994, a closeted gay. Bizarre.







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