As seen in Us (January 11, 2010): What's it say about our culture that 100 people (presumably adults?) quizzed in Times Square (when they weren't too busy avoiding mysterious potential van-bombs) overwhelmingly chose a 17-year-old as having the best body when shown images of six of Hollywood's current hottest heartthrobs?

Granted, Taylor Lautner has a ridiculous body. But still!

Meanwhile, how could Jake Gyllenhaal only knock down 5% of the vote?