Men's Workout (February 2010) offers unnatural wonders like fitness trainer James DiMuzio (above) and holistic PT Luke Scheffert (below):

According to an In Touch (January 4, 2010) poll (and keep in mind, they say Angelina Jolie just got "revenge pregnant" to spite Jennifer Aniston on their cover), a solid majority thinks that Kellan Lutz will do just fine in filling "Marky" Mark Wahlberg's old CKs:

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Madonna's Jesus Luz looks to pop before a Vanity Fair shoot, as also seen in In Touch:


Us Weekly (January 4, 2010) confirms that Jesus is hot, but Trevor Donovan from 90210 (still on???) gives him a run for his money: