Lauren Ashley makes Carrie Prejean sound like Eleanor Roosevelt. (And still makes Eleanor Roosevelt look like Carrie Prejean.)

She also tells Radar Online (who the fuck is advising her to speak with Radar Online??? That's like Tiger Woods going on Dr. Laura!):

"Am I anti-gay? No. A lot of my gay friends tell me, 'that's your belief, I still love you. They know how much I love them and they know I still believe in them."

Great, so at least she believes in gays; we're not like the Cottingley fairies or anything.

I still want her tragic Beverly Hills fairy friends to please make their way to the nearest video camera and 'splain themselves.