She's 100% Botox-leafed plastic, yet tons of straight men would give their left nut in order to sleep with Cindy Margolis. The guys competing on her reality show Seducing Cindy didn't have to give up that much—three of the finalists balled her, by her own admission. I guess she figured if they gave up a nut, the sex part would be less fun?

But anyway, as Radar Online points out, she signed off on the cruelest reality-show trick imaginable—the contestants witness an SUV they believe she's in crash and roll, then see her bloodied body removed and are told she will die without a kidney transplant. Will they volunteer?

Sick. Beyond. Belief.

She doesn't need a kidney, she needs a heart. And half of her face back from the landfill.