From National Enquirer (April 12, 2009), Modern Family's hysterically talented (and happily straight) Eric Stonestreet is supposedly depressed that he plays gay so well no women are willing to give him a shot. Despite being mistaken for gay, he "never wants 'to seem embarrassed or ashamed that I'm playing a gay person. I would never want to be like, "Hey, I'm not gay."' I consider myself a straight version of Cameron."