Far-right nut Scott Baio (he thinks all of his taxes go to support lazy bums) and his even more fucked up wife are in a war of Tweets with Jezebel, of whose editors the wife said: "You bunch of FAR LEFT Lesbian snatches shitasses! No wonder you're all Lesbos because what man in his right mind could put up with your cuntness? Scott Baio has more class in his piss than all of you all!"

When GLAAD pointed out the homophobia in her comments, she did exactly what her classy, piss-filled husband did when he was accused of racism—she played the 'some of my best friends are' card: "True FACT: I have lesbian friends that couldn't be nicer. They are true loyal friends. Those jezebel lesbians are SNATCHES SHITASSES!'

Where to begin when the nastiest word the woman can think to call her female enemies is "snatch?" Or when she feels it's completely consistent to trash women for being lesbians on the one hand (lesbians are apparently women who men don't want, according to her rant) and be besties with them on the other?

I want to see who these lesbians are who are her true-blue pals and yet who take no issue with her comments.