The 'Net is rife with rumors that Madonna's next single is imminent, and that it's a David Guetta masterpiece called "Boom."

Cue jokes about her dwindling interest in complex lyrics.

In response to Stefano Gabbana (horrible anti-gay gay) earlier Tweeting about the eyewear campaign D&G did with MLVC, a commenter here wrote something to the effect of "the really big boom is coming next month," which means either the speculation is true OR that some clever queen used that vague Tweet to justify his love of spreading Madonna rumors.

Regardless, at least some claim this will be the anthem of the summer. (If it comes out in a month and stays popular for another three.) Exciting.