The above lean machine is from "Shape of the Future" by Josh Olins in VMan (summer 2010). Below, the same issue offers a co-star of Ellen von Unwerth's "Shrek of a Guy," an otherwise abhorrent spread featuring animated characters from the movie:

Finally, VMan introduces me to Allan Hyde from True Blood:

An image that made Ryan Phillipe's Men's Health cover story so enjoyable, as seen in Life & Style (May 3, 2010):

More after the jump...

Italian Vanity Fair (21 April 2010) offers a peek at a wounded Beckham. I knew a guy once who fetishized men on crutches because he wanted to baby them in their helplessness. Still can't hold a candle to the guy I heard about who wanted to chew a friend's hair all night when they tricked:


In Us (April 3, 2010), Jason Lewis's cheekbones are higher than Whitney Houston:


Pretty John Barrowman sparkles, Neely, sparkles in TV Guide (April 26—May 2, 2010):