Kimberley Locke: I'd always seen her as 100% gay-positive, but I don't like her quote: "I'm a church-going Christian girl...I don't care what they do in their personal lives, and they don't care what I do in mine."
Lisa Marie Presley: She has urges but likes to "keep it at bay."
AnnaLynne McCord: She's on the cover smooching a girl (in public, on a red carpet) but is "completely a guy's gal."
Lady GaGa: Bi.
Bradley Cooper: He just finds the false rumors "fantastic."
Kim Cattrall: Despite a topless romp with a friend, she "says she's not gay."
Bono: He kissed Adam Clayton, but only as a friend.
Joely Richardson: More fake lesbian kissing.
Tyler Perry: Implied that he's gay. They quote his aunt saying he "isn't ready to expose his private life."
Meredith Baxter: Out.
John Mayer: Seems to enjoy the attention of men as well as women, his primary pursuit.
Monica Lewinsky: Never heard this one! Allegedly, she "is often seen in the company of women" and had a crush on President Clinton's aide Nancy Hernreich.
Cindy Crawford: Despite Jenna Jameson saying she thought Cindy hit on her, she's straight.
Janet Jackson: "I'm not bisexual."
Whitney Houston: Incredibly, the 'bloid goes with "there is no doubt Whitney prefers men."
Jada Pinkett Smith: "We're not gay."
Wanda Sykes: Out.
Mike Myers: Repeats convincing rumors that he's out in his personal life now.
Kelly McGillis: Out.
Michael Emerson: Not gay, but gay-friendly.
Cameron Diaz: Seems to flirt with the idea of being with women.
Ricky Martin: Duh.
Rosario Dawson: Straight.
Sheryl Crow: No evidence that she is gay.
Crystal Bowersox: Had serious lesbian relationship and multiple girl-on-girl encounters in high school.