Rue McClanahan dies and you expect she might get the cover of People. Instead, People's June 21, 2010, cover is devoted to the admittedly incredible Joran Van Der Sloot murder. But while the editors had room for two cover chips—Sandra Bullock's "Happy New Life" and Tori Spelling's fears "My Husband Will Cheat On Me"—there was no space for McClanahan.

Did I mention Gary Coleman, a one-hit wonder who became a rather unpleasant person in public in the years before his sudden death, got the full-cover treatment a week ago?