I'm assuming Nick Adams didn't pay a million dollars for the privilege of starring in this cute "Old" Lady GaGa send-up starring Jackie Hoffman, but if anyone wants to chip in I'd pay something close to that for the privilege of re-enacting the scene illustrated above, gulp. 

Full Madonna-copying video after the jump...

Kudos to director Jake Wilson, costumer David Withrow, choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson and the rest of the cast: David Hull, Michael Mindlin, Brian Patrick Murphy, Constantine Rousouli and Brian Spitulnik.