I think Globe (August 23, 2010) is trying to fuck with my brain. Either that, or it's trying to kill Josh Hopkins of Cougar Town. He's already got this freakishly perfect body that's left him looking a bit desiccated, and yet they're calling him fat! They claim he's gone from hunk to "embarrassed chunk and allegedly weighs 233 pounds. Granted, he's 6'2". But I doubt he weighs that much. And he's not fat by any stretch. I feel like a teenage girl reading Teen Vogue.