We could talk about how National Enquirer (August 23, 2010) is saying that Lance Bass is cheating on Lorenzo Martone with model Cedric Martinez, but isn't the bigger picture that it's got to be progress when a conservative-friendly tabloid like NE is treating a gay celeb's love life identically to how it would treat a straight celeb's love life? (With no respect at all.) Even more fun, NE notes that Martinez is "a hunk of hot French pastry" and chants "Cheaty-Cheaty-Bang-Bang" at Bass.