Above: A day ago, I'd have been happy to be in a sexless, frustrating relationship with Jake Pavelka, one that ends in a televised interview in which he seethes, "You disgust me!" and defends his masculinity. But now that he's openly flirted with Elisabeth Hasselbeck...ick. This is just one pic for the road, from Star (August 16, 2010). Well, I'd take him back if his flirting somehow cost Hasselbeck her marriage. Oh, and below, from Mira! (09 de Agosto 2010), a great shot of sexy mofo Julian Gil. He says he wants a girl to understand and love him, and who is transparent. He wants a transparent girl on his arm, I want a transparent Speedo on his [inject Marilyn Monroe voice] "Deep South!" region:

More menz after the jump...

People (August 16, 2010) features Robert from So You Think You Can Dance and his excellent form, plus a nice shot of dreamy Roberto Martinez, who unlike Pavelka is more than likely sticking it to Ali Fedotowsky. (Jesus, the worst part of today's new wave of reality stars might be the disappointing lack of stage names.):

From TV y Novelas (12 de Agosto de 2010): Saul "El Canelo" Alvarez, Jorge de Silva and a busty Julian Gil (again!), respectively: