Yeah, because Bristol Palin has ever even heard of the word "canard." Also interesting in this dust-up between Palin and Keith Olbermann is the proof once again that the Palins leave NO insult/charge/criticism unanswered—they are more thin-skinned than the condoms Bristol's never quite gotten the hang of.

(To be fair, this news agency—according to its headline—thinks "old canard" is what Palin called Olbermann. You old canard! That's actually really funny.)