People (December 27, 2010) illustrates how far our society has slipped by choosing The Bachelorette's man Roberto Martinez as one of the year's "most intriguing" celebs, above. He's not intriguing, I just want to stare at his face and body. Below, the same issue offers a nice Ryan Reynolds outtake from its recent "Sexiest Man Alive" issue:

Speaking of low standards and "Hi, how you doin'?"—check out flawless Kiptyn Locke of Bachelor Pad, as seen in Us (December 27, 2010):

More after the jump...

Married daddy Joel McHale is awful cute, as seen in OK! (December 27, 2010):

But if you wanna talk about sexy daddies, pick up Star (December 27, 2010) for a glimpse of Dermot Mulroney: