Piers Morgan goes on Conan, they rave over his amazing Charlie Sheen interview as if Sheen is not bipolar or otherwise out of his mind, and then Morgan moves on to attack Madonna—unprovoked—again:

"She's banned, yeah. Banned. Lifetime ban. Oh, she's just so bloody annoying, isn't she? Don't you think? Uh—anybody here want me to invite her onto the show?"

Why?

"Crimes against the British accent for starters. She's got this terrible, this terrible thing. It's the way she tries to be British."

The audience cheers Madonna banning. In exactly the same way any in-studio audience would lose its shit with glee if Madonna were the guest and were trash-talking Piers Morgan.

CLASSLESS, tacky man. Again, he's raving about Lady GaGa being half Madonna's age (uh...and half Morgan's age, too, no?) and twice as talented and better-looking. Uh...no. And really unnecessary. Is this really kindly Larry King's replacement? I just can't imagine his ratings will hold. And he's trotted out his nasty Madonna vs. GaGa shtick enough that I am expecting the latter to come to the defense of the former.