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Apr 07 2011
Running On Empty: A "Revue" Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert Comments (8)

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I really, really wanted to like this.

I finally saw Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and while I am tempted to say it's a good thing it's got such a big cast 'cuz it's broken, I decided to approach my post on it in a different way. I think of this show as more of a Vegas-style revue than a Broadway musical, very much in the style of the far worse Mamma Mia!, so instead of "reviewing" it in a highly structured way and going all guns blazing, I'm just going to "revue" it:



I234405739_6169_7 Probably Tony nominee Tony Sheldon has just the right mix of ladylike allure and hardened showbiz trouperism as Bernadette, so memorably played in the film by Terence Stamp.

I234405739_6169_7 As uberflouncy Adam/Felicia, Nick Adams has a body that would make all those "no femmes!" guys think twice, and is indefatigable in his efforts to wring laughs out of every line he's given.

I234405739_6169_7 Luke Mannikus as Tick/Mitzi's son Benji is adorable! The show is bogged down by cheap sentiment, but still...there is no beating an aw-shucks cute kid.

D Madonna should make some money from the use of some of her songs, as should some other cool artists, like Cyndi Lauper and Pat Benatar.

D And best of all, Keala Settle as grizzled Shirley (in a scene that more than passingly reminded me of "Mr. Cellophane" from Chicago) and J. Elaine Marcos as "mail-order bride" Cynthia are phenomenally funny, taking tiny roles and making them not only entertaining but fresh. To put this into perspective—two real women managed to upstage a posse of men in drag.



NaNaBooBoo The book is weak and devoid of something it badly needed—wit. I'd have to go back to re-watch the film, but even if some of the show's one-liners do appear there, a decade and a half later they were in dire need of sprucing up. I didn't laugh ever except for at Settle and Marcos, and the entire crowd was ominously unamused by the first act. (This changed dramatically by the end of the second act, after we'd been pepper-sprayed with feel-good moments and even invited up on stage to dance.)

NaNaBooBoo The lip-synching vs. singing issue is awkwardly unresolved. It's unpleasant listening to the three leads singing as drag queens (who would want to own this cast recording?), but it's annoying that the show offers real women hovering above many numbers singing as the drags mime. One number, in which Bernadette begins to explain the difference between the old days of lip-synching and modern drag's alleged reliance on actual singing was ruined when she disappeared for half the song to change.

NaNaBooBoo ABBA was an offbeat and personal-seeming obsession of Tick's in the movie—it wasn't until the movie made a worldwide impact that ABBA became everybody's go-to kitsch faves again. While I understand it would be a non-starter to use ABBA music with Mamma Mia! still playing down the block, the choice of replacing them with Madonna just does not work. Madonna is an obvious choice for any queen to admire, but the point is that it should be a quirkier artist. Even Kylie would have worked better for the U.S. (not for the U.K. or Australia, where she's as obvious as Madonna).

NaNaBooBoo The song selections are uneven at best. Thumbs up to all the '70s numbers (which by the way received FAR better responses than anything '80s—I think this show is ideally suited for the 40+ crowd in that regard), but "True Colors" really and truly never needs to be performed again, "We Belong" is pretty weak for a drag queen to be singing and "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" was just plain weird. None of the Madonna songs really felt properly used. "Like a Prayer" is tacked on at the end for absolutely no reason, and is performed in drag that has no connection to Madonna.

NaNaBooBoo The costumes felt trapped in that '90s clubkid mode. I think the show really could have benefited from a When Pigs Fly approach with outfits that are in and of themselves funny and unexpected. (Oh, and Will Swenson is adorable but really fades into the background instead of being the show's emotional center, as he needs to be.)


Tumblr_lihsfcgA3S1qafx93o1_500 While I didn't like it, the majority of the audience seemed to. If you like to drink, have a couple first and give it a try. After all, it's certainly not bringing anything evil into the world with its advertising that being gay—including in lamé—is A-okay. You may enjoy it if you take it for what it is...and don't take someone like me along with!

P.S. Pre-emptive reply to the inevitable, "You don't know how to have fun!" kinds of responses...I do know how to have fun, and this isn't it. For me. But if you like it, I'm happy to hear it and I hope you will support it and all people who are clearly working their asses off.




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