Just kidding. (Kind of.) But I just wanted to post to say I have never cared less about a story this hyped, and that includes Natalee Holloway, JonBenet Ramsey, Michael Vick and Jessica, who fell down the well. The King of Swaziland is welcome to 'em.

Now, Prince Carl Philip of Sweden (with thanks to Hunk Du Jour) is another story...