Bitchy post-title is a quote from Truth or Dare and is ancient history but funny: Madonna—and everyone else alive!—was at the taping of Oprah's two farewell shows last night in Chicago, looking sensational (reminding me, weirdly, of this look). More of Madonna—and some of everyone else alive!—after the jump...

All of the below images shot by Gregory Pace, who was in the audience:

(OMG...robot, much???)