Above, Chris Powell as seen in TV Guide (May 30—June 5, 2011). Below, an even better view from Us (June 6, 2011):

More after the jump...

This hot slut—from Life & Style (June 6, 2011)—is Roberto Martinez, an obsession of mine in print whom I've never watched once on TV:

Kasey Kahl, another reality-TV alum, has succulent nipples on display in Star (June 6, 2011) that I would choose over those greasy fries any day:

Even cute Bradley Cooper won't lure $13 out of my pocket to see The Hangover 2. Here, he shows off some of that cuteness in People (June 6, 2011):'