Hip Hop Weekly is kind of like an urban In Touch...but it's not playing around—this week's cover outs LL Cool J, who's long been rumored to be gay. A transsexual memoirist—who worked NYC's "Tranny Row" for years—recalls sexual escapades with J and Mister Cee (perhaps she was working her way, haphazardly, through the alphabet?):

"I had sex with LL Cool J. At that point, he had been one of the top five dates I ever had. I made over five-hundred dollars. For a street prostitute doing fifty-dollar blow jobs and hundred dollar hotel dates, he gave me five times more that I had already made...I wasn't aware until we got into the encounter and the glasses came off that he was in fact LL Cool J. We were a versatile group, and when I say versatile, that means the other person gives and receives."

Author Toni Newman says she never hooked up with Eddie Murphy (but that she knows from friends he demands big dicks). She's submitted to several lie-detector tests.

Newman almost never published her book, I Rise: The Transformation of Toni Newman, but a San Diego Chargers player stupidly told her, "I hear you're writing a book, your book will sell if you name names, but you can't name my name." Fumble!