(Speaking of effeminate men who can't help it...)

Michele Bachmann has (somehow) become one of the GOP front-runners. You already know she's an anti-gay religious zealot, but did you know she's so Christ-y her own family has been estranged from her? Or that some people think her light-in-the-loafers (nothin' wrong with that!) hubby "ungays" people (somethin' wrong with that!)?

Video of her husband Marcus is after the jump. It's worth watching it until the end. He'd make a terrifying First Husband, ladies...