Joe Jonas now makes fun of his teenage angst over his woolies

I fucking love eyebrows. Big ones. I don't like George Whipple feelers, but I like a remarkably strong brow on a man or even on a woman. I think it's sexy and striking. People with hot eyebrows are total cocktweezers.

Lola looks exactly like a 50/50 mix of her parents

I'm glad that someone likes Madonna's 1980s real "mink" eyebrows (forget about phony real-mink eyelashes, gross)—Lourdes has tamed her runaway brows without "getting rid of them forever" as Madonna announced she'd done with hers during the shooting of her Sex book.

Unspeakable

Some of the sexiest people I can think of with killer brows after the jump...

The late Rodney Harvey from My Own Private Idaho

Zac Efron, who you may've heard of

Alex Dimitriades, star of one of my faves, Head On

Brooke Shields, pretty baby

Frida Kahlo, who was so inspiring she made Salma Hayek do something creative

The late Jon-Erik Hexum

The great Jonathan Bennett

Kendall (Ken Doll?) Schmidt, tween-fave star of Big Time Rush

This random New Yorker

One of the next two Snow Whites, Lily Collins

Steven R. McQueen (grandson of Steve) of The Vampire Diaries (right, he's now plucky)

...and of course...

Joan Crawford, with whom it does not pay to fuck