With thanks to Jason: Summer's Eve has introduced some truly ridiculous douche ads featuring hands depicting black, Hispanic and white women's vaginas. Talking.

If that makes you crack a smile, you'll want to slit your wrists (or at the very least gash whoever made these up) once you hear the stereotypical voices accompanying each of them.

Who gets paid to do this stuff? I'm not outraged—I have bigger fish to fry. But, gurrrrrl.