Ever shagged Rick Perry? Or even gone over the blouse?

In the olden days, gay smears (and legit gay gossip!) were just whispering campaigns. Now, they take the form of full-page paid ads asking (in Star Wars font) if anyone has had sex with the anti-gay allegedly gay candidate, in this case Rick Perry.

He's definitely a family-values hypocrite, but this kind of thing only helps create sympathy. We'll see if anyone cums forward.