Above, Josh Dallas is picture-perfect in Us (October 31, 2011). Below, Betty White displays her good taste in men for In Touch (October 31, 2011):

This Gerard Butler pic from Star (October 31, 2011) could've been 10 times better if the angle were slightly adjusted:

People (October 31, 2011) spotlights country singer Jake Owen:

More after the jump...

Playguy (Vol. 11, #3) is back with a vengeance, and with coverguy John Wahlberg:

Globe (October 31, 2012) thinks Matthew Perry is a fat slob. I just want to see more:

I'm a huge fan of Steven R. McQueen from The Vampire Diaries (yes, he's Steve McQueen's grandkid), and TV Guide (November 24—December 6, 2011) agrees: