In Star (December 12, 2011), we're treated to the latest in the so-phony-it-hurts Kardashian Drama—Kim says her soon-to-be-ex Kris Humphries is gay.

More interestingly, check out the actual article, which has a page noting what the signs were that Kris might be gay...

So the "signs" were that Kris liked clothes, got manicures and did some stunt with a fellow reality whore for TV?