Iran has banned two soccer players for "committing immoral acts"—squeezing teammates' asses too much after victorious moments. The video up at Joe.My.God. seems to show one guy deliberately going for it—he looks at this luscious butt and plunges his fingers in, causing that player to swat him away. But don't feel bad for the violated, because he allegedly turned around and did the same to another player later.
But really, how fucked up is this world when this gets them banned indefinitely from sports and fined $40,000 each?