The new issue of TV Guide is seriously trying to fuck with us, offering up Glitter starring Mariah Carey as a highlight of the week on TV. The writers refer to Carey as "one of our favorite divas!" and launch into a blurb explaining what Glitter's all about...as if everyone in the world doesn't already know it as one of the most maligned movies in the history of cinema (right down there with Shanghai Surprise and Swept Away). And you wondered why TV Guide's circ is a shadow of its former self?