UPDATE: Wahlberg has apologized, calling his words "irresponsible." 

People like to talk about celebrities' big egos, but this goes way beyond believing one's own publicity! Mark Wahlberg, who apparently narrowly missed being on one of the 9/11 planes, now says if he'd been on it, things would have been different:

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"

Wow. So apparently the people on those planes just didn't love their children as much as he loves his, and/or were stupes for not realizing the terrorists were intending to fly those planes into buildings. Beyond idiotic.