Happy 90th to Betty White, a true TV legend who after all these years is still sharp as a tack and funny as hell. It was a real pleasure to meet her twice. I hope her longevity is contagious!

And by the way, those widely circulated topless images purporting to be Betty White are—definitively—NOT her. A friend posted them again on Facebook so in order to help disavow her of the notion that the images were legit, I wrote to White's publicist/agent. He wrote me back and said she has said time and again that they are not her. Would've been fun if they were, but they ain't.

Video tribute after the jump...