Kelly Clarkson's "love" for Ron Paul caused quite a Twitfit last week, backlashed by media reports that her declaration led to a 600% increase in sales of her CD at Amazon. (Nobody bothered to figure out that translated to probably a few hundred CDs.)

But just in case you didn't get the memo this self-proclaimed Republican is really skewing Libertarian, check out who she IDs as an ideal man in the new People (January 16, 2012) after the jump...

That's right, Ron Swanson, the guy who—because he's fake—is hilarious on Parks and Recreation but who—if he were real—would be the most insufferable anti-government curmudgeon ever. I guess this is a smart way to quash those lesbian rumors AND secretly blow kisses to the Paul supporters who are suddenly realizing Kelly Clarkson isn't just a 40-Year-Old Virgin swear word.