Above, Aaron Diaz looks like the Loch YES! Monster in TV y Novelas (Mayo 2012). Below, the same mag flaunts David Zepeda's work-out:

The ads for the new Dallas is simultaneously turning me on (Josh Henderson—and he's so nice in real life, too!) and turning me off (the "greed" thing feels very played out):

More after the jump...

Love this male stripper as seen in TV Guide (April 30—May 6, 2012) so much I almost feel bad I cropped out Melissa McCarthy:

Val Chmerkovskiy is vying for the title of hottest Chmerkovskiy in In Touch (May 7, 2012):