Via Queerty: I'm torn about Lohanthony, a 13-year-old bitch who is anything but basic and whose YouTube videos have gone viral.

On the one hand, he redefines "precocious", is hilarious and is probably really smart. How else to explain his absorption and understanding of so many aspects of being a queen that are far beyond, or should be far beyond, his tender years? 

"Fuck the haters!"

On the other hand, is this flaming version of McLovin going to grow up to be a huge asshole? The shade he's throwing is hysterical, but is he like this all the time?

And regardless, his "twerking" videos could very easily be deemed child pornography at any moment. He shakes his ass in a way no 13-year-old with should be doing, let alone on the Internet, while sexually explicit songs play. Actual cases where that kind of thing has been categorized as child porn do exist.

Taking all of it into consideration—I still think there is something genius about him, I hope he gets what he wants in life and I don't think for a second he's a kid we need to worry about ending up another suicide statistic. The confidence is shattering. I've met Britney Spears three times and I would gladly give him all three of those meetings if I could.

And for all you basic bitches itching to respond negatively to me for even so much as considering whether his videos are a net positive or net negative thing: YOU'RE BASIC.