National Enquirer (October 15, 2012) reports on Chris Evans's surprise appearance at gay club Club Eleven for his brother Scott's 29th birthday:

"Chris arrived with a beautiful blonde woman, but no one in the room was paying attention to her...Everyone in the area cheered him on when he chatted with some of the 'mankini'-wearing go-go boys, who were dancing on top of the bar."

A mankini is exactly what I always pictured myself wearing when I finally meet Chris Evans.