Kidman-meat

Keith Urban has a body of death.

Do NOT call Gene Hackman's wife a "cunt."

Brad Pitt puts his money where his mouth is.

Quel disaster! (Caused by gay people, of course.)

Dylan Williams is camerabait.

"Celine Dion" is a complete witch.

Li'l girl tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney.

Obama's poll numbers keep improving.

If Mitt Romney ran an honest ad, it would be like this.

Here's a visual explanation of why they're called The Wanted.

Rolling around and trading oral with "insatiable" Joe Simpson.

Vote in the Queerties.

Madonna's dancers prank her during MDNA show for Halloween.

Put your claws all over my body...