Clean-up on aisle take the fifth

Paul Ryan's fake photo op angers charity prez.

If Jude Law is fat, am I morbidly obese?

Morgan Freeman narrates new Obama ad.

Robin Thicke hangs out, his trunks hang low.

"I have too many vaginas around me at this point."—Rihanna

Lindsay Lohan voting for Romney because of "jobs." Barbara Walters to fire questions at her.

Team Romney says Latino voters crave "macho bravado." Pendejos.

New book argues that barebacking is "not simply crazy or irresponsible."

Mitt Romney too scared of the "sharp-tongued" View ladies, but debates himself. Twice: