My dad's bigger than your dad!

The penis from which Justin Bieber sprang about to go on display.

Madonna filmed a Billy Eichner bit in L.A. that airs on Conan tonight!

Celebrity psychic hanging his hat on predicting Whitney Houston's death.

Whitney's family has no shame. At all.

Clark Kent is a quitter.

Obama: Man with a plan.

Ohio might already be won.

Political nerds' homepage for the next two weeks.

Ann Coulter calls the president a "retard." Any comment, Sarah?

Sen. Franken cracks wise for soon-to-be-Sen. Warren.

Thompson uses 9/11 as a crowbar against soon-to-be-Sen. Baldwin.

Carol Costello: Proud member of gay gestapo.

When having a tattoo is taboo.

Pecs-citing!